Happy St. Lep's Day!

Welcome me laddies and lassies! It's me, Lep! I had to come out of hidin' since today is such a special day! Not only is it St. Patrick's Day, but it's Lucky Thursday! And on top of that, it's the first day of Lep Madness! Which brings me to me costume for the day. I wanted to catch all of the basketball action without anyone noticing me:
 
Another St. Paddy's Day favorite is this gem from way back in 2006 when everyone in Alabama almost caught me on camera... LINK

Happy Lepday to Me!

Hey guys! In case you didn't know, LepDay is just around the corner...that's right, it's me birthday! To celebrate, I'm going to be hopping on me lepcycle and touring all the local pubs, which means lots of me favorite Irish beer.

Below is a pic of me on me lepcycle...if you see me, wave hello!

Return of The Lep...in the Leplympics!

As you know, I'm a regular in both the Summer and Winter Leplympics. It's been no secret to everyone that I've dominated just about every event. Downhill skiing is no exception.

But let's move on to more about me. I've just been granted the honor to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated. As you know, leprechauns are rarely placed on the cover of SI. Maybe it was me sporty skiing stance that prompted them to put me on the cover.

Make sure ya cheer me on next week!

The Return of the Lep

It's been 6 months since me last blog post from the Summer Leplympics and let's just say it's been a 6-month long "transition." I'm sure many of you were expecting the standard St. Patrick's Day update, but I've got an even bigger surprise for all of you. As you know, I have not been very successful in hiding from all of you...whether it be from that darn Tipperary webcam or those pesky people from Alabama. And since I broke up with Santaur, I thought it'd be a good time to reinvent meself. You can now call me, SheLep. Here, you can see me with me latest award from Boeing...complete with the official "Boeing lean." Feel free to comment and let me know if you're still reading me blog, LepFans!

Lep's A-Hoppin!

And now more Leplympic domination...The Hurdles. This girl to the left was supposed to be favored, but I showed her! I don't dance the jig for nothin! Needless to say, I ended up with yet another gold medal. (YAWN)

Leparchery !

Well, we all know the Leplympics were designed to allow me to show the world my athletic prowess in every sport imaginable. I took on Leparchery and dominated once again. What medal did I get? GOLD, baby!

The Leplympics are here !

I'm back! Last week I was still recovering from the loss of Santaur and didn't have the heart to post. And I'm also a day late, but for a good reason, the Leplympics start today! I'm all over that! If you remember, I was all over the last Winter Leplympics when I competed in LepCurling and LepSkating. Good times. For the Summer Leplympics this year, I'm gonna dominate LepBadminton. Wish me luck!

Leptaur: The Breakup

Brace yourselves...Leptaur is about to become Lep and Taur. Leptaur is about to separate permanently as my partner Santaur is moving onto another partnership, Alinataur. It's rough times, but Santaur and I had a good run. As you can remember, we've celebrated anniversaries, transformed together, and even set some sports records together. But all things must come to a close. Farewell, Leptaur.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da...Lepman!

I was gonna show you some pictures of my movie, Lepman: The Dark Knight, coming out this weekend, but I didn't want to ruin it for ya. So here's a picture of me and my buddy Robin a few years back. POW!

Me 'n Obama

The media is saying that Barack Obama and I are finally making up after a brutal campaign battle for the Democratic nomination. What they don't know is that I struck a deal with him that I'd drop out of the race if he would write a bill to improve Leprechaun civil rights. We're also going to try and turn the Democrat Party into the Leprecrat Party. Here's a picture of us getting off the plan together after a nice little vacation in Tipperary.

GOOOOOOOOAL!!!

As you know, I'm pretty much a part of every huge sporting event. So, of course I was one of the key players in the EuroLep 2008 tournament. I may not have had as great of a soccer performance as I did here, but I was pretty solid.

Lep-E

That's right...me first robot movie. Bringin' you a little luck from outer space.

The Celtics Leparade

Since I was successful in me endeavors to sabotage the Lakers' hopes of a world championship (as the Game 4 referee), the Celtics asked that I lead the parade to celebrate their victory. Go Celtics!

Me 'n Magic

With all the hype of the Lakers vs. Celtics Finals series, I'm sure you've seen lots of old footage of me matchups with Magic Johnson. Check me out back in the old days.


I had me share of domination, but in the end Magic came out on top. That's why I've decided to be one of the referees in this modern-day Lakers vs. Celtics series. I will have my revenge!


Update: I may have to lay low a bit...one of me buddies, Donaghy, decided to spill the beans.

Be Free, Dobby!

You may not have known (being almost an elf meself), but I have been master of a popularly known house elf, Dobby. Now that I feel that he is ready to take on the world on his very own, I have decided to set him free. So I stood in my special pose, and gave Dobby a sock to set him free! "Master give Dobby a sock!"

Lep-A-Palooza !!!

That's right, Laddies! Everyone all over Tipperary came to town to celebrate me birthday! I posted up these signs all over town to invite them to me Lep-A-Palooza! Thanks for coming!



And I even got me a new hat! I'll be sure to wear it every year on LAP (Lep-A-Palooza). Party on!

Help! Me hair is stuck!

So, I was in a wee bit of a rush gettin' in me Lepmobile the other day when me hair got stuck in the door! Wouldn'tcha knowit? I guess it's time I cut me hair...soon.

Note to meself: Check me hair before closin' car doors.

Bring Your Child to Lep Day

So last week was the ever-popular Bring Your Child to Lep Day. Every kid's favorite day of the year. Last year, I had all the kiddies come visit me at me Lepreland Ranch. This year I had them all come to me work. So I put up these signs everywhere so they could find me.



Normally I try to stay hidden, but I have to be a good role model for the kiddies. Hooray for the children!

Back in the 909

After a long time away touring with American Idol, dominating the NCAA tournament, and Lepbowling, it was time for me to return to me roots...the 909. So I put on me trucker hat and played some ball with me boys. And don't think I didn't bust a double dunk on 'em!

I clog drains.

That's just what I do. Just keep me away from your shower.

What bat?

I went to the baseball game the other day and one of the player's let go of their bat, sending it flying into the stands. Everyone around me covered their heads and screamed, but I remained unaffected. The bat slammed into my jaw, but I was alright. I guess it was just like when that guy kicked me in the junk during the World Cup (LINK).

LepPin !

In me continued effort to dominate every sport known to man, I've decided to take up bowling. It's been going well. I've gotten a few "Lep Bones" (that's what us regulars call 4 strikes in a row) from time to time, but it's all about getting the Leperfect game. I'll keep ya posted. Check out me form!

I'm sweet !

That's right. I'm in the Sweet 16! I mean...me team made the Sweet 16!

Look at me goin up for a monster rebound!

Lep Madness !

The madness starts today! After me team was selected on Selection Monday, we're ready for the big dance! Check me out with me power layup!



But don't think I can't get up there with me double dunk!

LepreCop !

Law enforcement has finally started to get serious. In order to crack down on all you speeders out there, the police has hired me on their force. Be careful on the roads, I just might be there with me radar gun! They even have a news article about me. (LINK)

Lep Idol Scandal !

As you all know, I'm back on Lep Idol and I'm back with a vengeance! I'm clearly leading amongst all the males, but now they are trying to question my past! Apparently my last blog entry's photo has put my morality in question. Lame!

Here are some of my photos from the last episode:

Lep-Pro

This one's for the ladies...

So, I may have gone a bit too far this time. But what's done is done. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do for publicity. Anyway, go see my movie tomorrow!

Disclaimer: Beware before clicking on the image below.

The Lepcademy Awards

Are you guys ready to see your favorite Hollywood stars be recognized for their accomplishments in film? Well, tune into the Lepcademy Awards this Sunday to see who will win the cherished award, The Lep. Only the few and the proud will be able to decorate their mantles with this bad boy.

Whatcha talkin' about Lep ?

Alright...so I've kept it a secret. I've been married for 6 months now, but me new husband wanted to keep it on the down low. You may actually know me husband...he's kinda famous. You may think I'm a li'l short because I'm a leprechaun, but I managed to find someone even smaller than me! Meet me new husband, Gary Coleman.

Lepbo!

I'm sure you've heard about the latest movie taking the world by storm! Lepbo is here to save the day! It's me big comeback...haven't made a Lepbo movie for 20 years! Yeah, I've been workin' out. It was easy after training for Leprechaun Gladiators. In this movie, I'll be saving all me li'l leprechaun buddies from being taken over by the Libyans! If you haven't seen it already, run to your nearest theater. And if you've already seen it...go again! (It's good luck) Here's me movie poster:



And here's me last movie poster from the 80s:

Leplayoffs !

I'm sure you know that the football season is coming to a close, and I'm sure you know which team is dominating this year, right? That's right! Team Leptaur! I'm sure you all know me buddy Santaur and realize the dominance that we create when we form Leptaur. Well, in football it ain't any different! We're undefeated this season and it's probably due to the fact that our opponent never knows who will be throwing the ball...will it be the Lep half or the Santaur half? Tricky, eh?

See ya at the Super Lep Bowl!

Leprechaun Gladiators

I'm sure you've heard that Leprechaun Gladiators are back. Basically, they take regular people who physically compete against the most dominant of leprechauns. Needless to say, they called me up right away. Good thing I've been workin' on me chest lately.

Leppin with Santa

Hey, Kids! It's Santa Lep again! Did you all get the gifts I left for ya? Well, I wanted to let you in on a little secret. Since me li'l legs couldn't possibly take me to each and every one of your homes, I decided to hitch a ride with ol' St. Nick. But me ol' plan backfired on me. Little did I know that once St. Nick was done with his busy Christmas night, he spent the entire off season in New Zealand! And as you know, from there, it's a long way to Tipperary. So here I am back to me wee li'l Leptop...signing back on. Happy Leppin' Kids!

Santa Lep, King of the Mountain

Ho Ho Ho kids! It's Santa Lep! That's right, the big day is coming up...when I come down each of your chimneys in the middle of the night, eat your cookies, put some gold in your stocking, and wish you all a lucky new year.

Right now, I'm up at the North Pole, getting a little Lepboarding in before the big day. I'll see you all next week!

The LepReport

I'm sick of all these steroid-using "professional" baseball players getting credit for their accomplishments when I do it all juice-free! I'll be going public today with my "Lep Report". It will list out all the players who I feel have tainted the game with their performance-enhancing drug use. Here is me list so far.

1. Barry Bonds
2. Roger Clemens
3. Alex Rodriguez
4. Randy Johnson
5. Albert Pujols
6. Mickey Mantle
7. Hank Aaron
8. Ted Williams
9. Sandy Koufax
10. Babe Ruth

That's right...I'm not just drawing the line on current players or even retired players, I'm even accusing the ones who have passed on! Take that Major League Baseball Commission!

Lep James

Just like Barry Bonds and his homerun record, the producers at American Idol are trying to take away me title as the latest American Idol. Remember when I competed? Anyway, they found out that I've sang professionally beforehand under the alias "Rick James". Brutal. It was back in the day when I had my hair permed in the disco era. But they won't be taking the title from this 'Super Freak' without a fight!

Leppin' with the Stars !

We all know about my history with ice skating, so it's natural that my star talent urged NBC to call me in for their hit show, "Dancing with the Stars". Needless to say, me and me partner won the trophy. It was a cinch. Here we are in our final dance. After winning, someone came up to me and asked, "Is there anything you can't do?" I told him, "I just can't lose."

Thanksgiving LepreChef

Sorry to disappoint you all, but there be no Lucky McTurkey this year! This year I'M the chef! And I won't be cooking turkey either! I make a killer ravioli dish that you're sure never to forget. So if ya want some, come stop by at the House of Leptaur and I'll whip ya up a dish!

LepIndictment

Ridiculous! I'm not very happy right now. Your old pal Lep has just been indicted for perjury regarding me homerun record. They're accusing me of using the ol' juice! How can they question me abilities? I know I seem to be gifted in just about every sport, but this is just not right. Was it me amazing football skills? Or was it the soccer? Maybe it was me double dunk that got em. Or me volleyball skills! Or maybe it was me Yo skills!

Whatever it was I hope all you Lep fans out there support me in my struggles.