Barry Bonds? Who's that?

Some of you may have heard that a so-called Barry Bonds recently set the record for most career homeruns. 756...blah. What about me, Lucky McVeigh? I've got 750 homeruns and I ain't slowin' down! Look out Bonds...Lucky's in town! Steroids? I don't think so. How's about a little luck?

For all you Lepbaseball fans out there, here's a photo of me rookie card.