Me Leplicense.

As y'all now know about me Lepmobile and the Leparking, let me tell ya that I've got me Driver's Leplicense, too! Sadly, they don't just let us wee li'l leprechauns just drive on the roads willy nilly. When I was a young laddie, I had to take the test just like all you humans out there. And I gotta tell ya, it ain't easy when you can barely see over the dashboard! Anyway, not only do we leprechauns have wee li'l legs, but we have lead feet! I've been caught by the Lepolice one too many times and now I've got to retake the test to prove me skills. And that leads me to me next point...I'm not likin' the DMV too much these days. I won't be gettin' any respect. Maybe it's because I'm the only leprechaun in these parts. They won't even honor me appointments....well, at least not on the days that I didn't schedule an appointment. Well, I gotta take me test now, so wish me luck! Oh yeah, that's right...I've got me own luck. Anyway, here's a picture of me Leplicense that I have to get renewed.