It's me...Lucky McSpears !

Have you heard the news? No, not about Britney and K-Fed splittin' up...about me and Britney hookin' up! That's right...you can call me Mr. Lucky McSpears. That's me new name. As soon as they split up, I went right in and swept her off her feet. You can call me husband #3. And with the first marriage lasting 55 hours, the second on lasting almost 2 years, our marriage should last the rest of our lives.

So, try and keep our marriage quiet. Just remember that if Britney's career starts taking off again...it just might've been caused by a little luck.