Back in the 909

After a long time away touring with American Idol, dominating the NCAA tournament, and Lepbowling, it was time for me to return to me roots...the 909. So I put on me trucker hat and played some ball with me boys. And don't think I didn't bust a double dunk on 'em!

I clog drains.

That's just what I do. Just keep me away from your shower.

What bat?

I went to the baseball game the other day and one of the player's let go of their bat, sending it flying into the stands. Everyone around me covered their heads and screamed, but I remained unaffected. The bat slammed into my jaw, but I was alright. I guess it was just like when that guy kicked me in the junk during the World Cup (LINK).

LepPin !

In me continued effort to dominate every sport known to man, I've decided to take up bowling. It's been going well. I've gotten a few "Lep Bones" (that's what us regulars call 4 strikes in a row) from time to time, but it's all about getting the Leperfect game. I'll keep ya posted. Check out me form!