Thursday, September 28, 2006
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Crikey, What a Mate!
Lep here comin' to you today to talk about a bit'o'sadness that's befallen me. Me' best Aussie mate, Steve Irwin, tragically met his end while swimming with some nefarious stingrays recently. It's a loss being felt throughout Tipperary, I can assure you. I met Steve last year when I was on me' lep-holiday down under, hanging out in a roo's pouch.
We were hopping through the outback when Roo stopped very suddenly. In that moment my cozy pouch was flung open and a huge face appeared. "Crikey!", he said, "Look at the size of him! This is the most dangerous leprechaun in the world!!" Natuarally I was flattered so I put on a good show. He reached in, pinched me behind the neck and held me up for the cameras. I thrashed and snarled in my most ornery trapped-leprechaun style. "You'll never find me pot'o'gold!", I bellowed. It was one of Steve's better episodes, if I recall. After filming we continued chatting and then head down to the pub later for a couple of VB's. We've been best mates ever since. I get a little lep-tear in my eye when I think that now he will never be able to complete his Deadly Irish Beasts documentary, due to begin filming next St. Patrick's Day. Rest in peace me' dear friend.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Me new Ma and Pa !
Just thought I'd post to me blog early today since I was so late last week.
Don't know if ya heard the news, but I got meself a new Ma and Pa. I've been wantin' to let you all know for quite some time now, but me parents wanted to keep it on the down low...until now! They even put us on the cover of a magazine so the whole world can know. Betcha didn't know me Pa (Tom Cruise) was a leprechaun! I'm off to spend time with me new parents, so I may not be postin' next week! Happy Lucky Thursday to all!