Leprevision

What do you see in these pictures?

Me pals told me that there are numbers in these circles. I just see big red circles. Am I color blind? Me doctor told me that since I spend most of me time surrounded by shamrocks and me lep gear, I can't see green anymore. What am I to do?

Answer...get a new prescription for me lepglasses. Check me out!

Happy Lepsgiving !

I'm back! You may remember me from last year...I created a holiday for all to enjoy with their families. Lepsgiving! You all think it's a great holiday...eating, relaxing, etc. What you don't know is that you'll get tired from eating all that turkey and I, for once, won't have to worry about having me gold stolen.

Happy Lepsgiving!

The Lepprentice

I'm not sure if you've heard of me new TV show. It's been getting great ratings lately. It's called "The Lepprentice". Several aspiring leprechauns will learn the ways of the leprechaun and demonstrate why they deserve to be the next Lep. They must demonstrate their ability to hide themselves and their gold, as well as having a little luck. A true lepprentice will be sufficiently angry and stressed. Competitions may involve acting, singing, skating, hiding in trees, as well as demonstrating their yo skills. Sports competitions may involve soccer, football, volleyball, curling, and basketball (I'm all over that rim!). The best part is that I get to eliminate a contestant each week! "You're unlucky." That's my catch phrase.

It's me...Lucky McSpears !

Have you heard the news? No, not about Britney and K-Fed splittin' up...about me and Britney hookin' up! That's right...you can call me Mr. Lucky McSpears. That's me new name. As soon as they split up, I went right in and swept her off her feet. You can call me husband #3. And with the first marriage lasting 55 hours, the second on lasting almost 2 years, our marriage should last the rest of our lives.

So, try and keep our marriage quiet. Just remember that if Britney's career starts taking off again...it just might've been caused by a little luck.

Leprestress

I don't know about you, but I've been getting pretty worked up these days. Don't get me wrong, me everyday life is a little hectic...hidin' me gold, running away from little children trying to take me Lucky Charms....that kinda stuff. But, lately, I've come down with a serious case of Leprestress. It's crazy!