Leptaur: The Breakup

Brace yourselves...Leptaur is about to become Lep and Taur. Leptaur is about to separate permanently as my partner Santaur is moving onto another partnership, Alinataur. It's rough times, but Santaur and I had a good run. As you can remember, we've celebrated anniversaries, transformed together, and even set some sports records together. But all things must come to a close. Farewell, Leptaur.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da...Lepman!

I was gonna show you some pictures of my movie, Lepman: The Dark Knight, coming out this weekend, but I didn't want to ruin it for ya. So here's a picture of me and my buddy Robin a few years back. POW!

Me 'n Obama

The media is saying that Barack Obama and I are finally making up after a brutal campaign battle for the Democratic nomination. What they don't know is that I struck a deal with him that I'd drop out of the race if he would write a bill to improve Leprechaun civil rights. We're also going to try and turn the Democrat Party into the Leprecrat Party. Here's a picture of us getting off the plan together after a nice little vacation in Tipperary.

GOOOOOOOOAL!!!

As you know, I'm pretty much a part of every huge sporting event. So, of course I was one of the key players in the EuroLep 2008 tournament. I may not have had as great of a soccer performance as I did here, but I was pretty solid.